Sports Are About Bodies, Not Bots, 2026.11.02

Alex Hanna: Welcome, everyone, to Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, where we seek catharsis in this age of AI hype.

It goes beyond the title with direct discussion of it's, alex, like, including: We find the worst of it and pop it with the sharpest needles we can find.

1. 01And before we begin, I just wanna say congratulations to my home team, the Golden State Valkyries for winning the 2026 WNBA Championship on Saturday!
2. 02And the first paragraph, it says: "When Mexico kicks off against South Africa at Estadio Azteca on June 11th, the 2026 World Cup will be the biggest in the tournament's history, 48
3. 03Think of FIFA AI Pro more as a coach in the cloud, perhaps, with of course, a perfect photographic memory of thousands of soccer games