State of Emergency, 2026.06.29

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1. 01This was published February 13th of this year, and the title is The Role of Large Language Models in Emergency Care, a Comprehensive Benchmarking Study
2. 02Yeah I just looking at what their affiliations are too So the first two authors are with an organization called the Vita Innovations based in Palo Alto But they also have affiliati
3. 03We evaluated their emergency medicine knowledge and performance in simulated ED tasks