Monologue: Jensen's Bizarre Adventure

Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to this week's Better Offline monologue, I'm Speaker 1: your host Ed Zitron. Speaker 1: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has resigned after it came out Speaker 1: that he had three affairs.

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1. 01One with the CEO of Speaker 1: what appears to be a front for shipping GPUs to China, Speaker 1: and two separate affairs with NVIDIA employees
2. 02The information Speaker 1: had previously reported that DeepSeek models should be trained on Blackwell
3. 03Additionally, Speaker 1: Bloomberg reports that a few hundred Supermicro AI servers were Speaker 1: used to train Chinese AI lab Moonshot's latest model, Wonder Speaker 1: how they